this guy weens his wow

nothing will stop my rapture. it'll be finished soon. there's no time to dwell on past mistakes. it won't matter soon enough. there will be nothing to regret in my perfect world. i farted

I'm from Egypt and my name resides in Emanuel Dip. Yes I know it's confusing, but it makes sense if you live here. We like to drop into the Nile River. Have a good day

So I said to the guy "HEYYYYY LITTLE ANNIE!!!!" and he was like "AHAHAHAHACUGHUGH"!! Lol xD!!! I can't believe how much Annie we did that night it was unreal. Anyway you get that haircut yet or what? Like you gotta have some self confidence hidden in there somewhere i bet. Sara and I have been besties for 1yr now and I just want you to know that she's more important than the puppet master because she doesn't harass me. The puppetmaster fell off my top 5 tier list. Anyway take care big guy, you know you my _____ (You can fill it in you sweet thing)!!

Good man. Hard worker. Fantastic cook. This right here, is a man of many things. I must say, I appreciate all but one of those things. Looking past this mans one flaw is a hard thing to accept but I will try to ignore the fact that you are colorblind. Have a good night man :)

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