Recent reviews by Burnt Bowser

Pretty good game. You are a garden gnome, being taken to a ship with your escorts Gordan Freeman and Alyx Vance. Only 4.4% of the time you actually make it. The other times you aren't even noticed or you die. What a shame. When you do make it however, you get sent off, blown up and forgotten about.

We need a sequel to find out if we survived the explosion or not. It is important. Thanks for understanding Valve.

A game where you sail around island to island taking over ships, swordfighting other people, dancing with the govener's daughter and getting a bunch of gold along the way. R)