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2 people found this review helpful
1,463.2 hrs on record (1,249.8 hrs at review time)
Considering that CS 1.6 still exists and that I paid money for CS:GO long before it ways free these jaggoffs deserve a class-action for removing the damn game. CS2 is a buggy piece of crap and is in no way, shape, nor form an improvement. At this point I'm uninstalling the game and selling my skins because my 2 year old top-end gaming computer freezes and crashes just trying to play.
Posted 29 September, 2023.
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2,881.3 hrs on record (696.0 hrs at review time)
Terrible game.

Every release causes many bugs, regressions in visual quality. Weapons are very unbalanced. High-ping players are not only not penalized but given a bonus. When one plays US East zone you will die from behind a wall to a 2.5 KD Czech player with questionable integrity who shot you several seconds prior. I, as an American, should not be playing on the European servers with 150 ping but so is the nature of the game.

Too few players, making bad queue times, mismatched K/D ratios (you receive 0.5 KDA teammates and die to 3.5 KDA enemy), and hackers are never banned despite many reports of their behavior.

Developers spend their time developing and releasing skins to cash in on the Chinese market, which breaks immersion to see 6 Chinamen running in the 1860s bayou, and never release new bosses or maps. I'm ashamed to have supported this company financially through repeated DLC purchase every Christmas time for gifts for friends, and will put them on my naughty-list right next to Ubisoft.

With this review I have spent all afternoon burning through 20 maxed out Hunters and 30,000 of Hunt cash. I will be uninstalling for the last time and deleting the game from my catalog.

May Crytek fail, their investors suffer, and their developers feel shame for their handiwork.
Posted 15 March, 2020. Last edited 14 March, 2021.
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16.6 hrs on record
Can't say enough about the fun of the game itself, kinda like GTA in space, but THQ has to ass rape you with their DRM. If you just try to play the game without setting up a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Windows Live account, you'll get to play the game but won't be able to save. Glad I just wasted 3 hours playing this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game just to repeat it.
Posted 20 July, 2012.
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27.1 hrs on record
Flat out the best zombie game available.... ever
Posted 19 July, 2012.
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