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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new
discoveries, is not "Eureka!" (I found it!) but "That's funny ..."
-- Isaac Asimov
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It is better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
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A penny saved is ridiculous.
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There is no proverb that is not true.
-- Cervantes
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If there is any realistic deterrent to marriage, it's the fact that you
can't afford divorce.
-- Jack Nicholson
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Your lucky color has faded.
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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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Peter: [throwing his arms up in the air when Lois walks in the door] [shouts]
Peter: I didn't have my hand down my pants!
Lois: Good for you.
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Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on earth.
-- John Lyly
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