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2.1 hrs on record
"So what I believe you were trying to say is, you've lost."
"I've lost?"
"You're guilty!"
"What? Von Karma no! He didn't- I didn't- you- that's not-"
"Okay, okay-"

I see what's happening here
You're face to face with greatness and you flail
You don't even know how to feel. It's pathetic!
Well it's nice to see defence attorneys fail
The case is done, let it end
Yes, it is I, Von Karma, a godsend!
I know I'm the best, the charm, the bond
When you're staring at a lawyer god!

What can I say, except, you're guilty!
For my crimes, the kill, my high
Yes for you see, you see, you're guilty!
Ha, I'm just a perfect prosecutor guy!

Who had a gun and need dad to die
When he was just a stupid child? This guy!
When the night got cold, whose fire for revenge overflowed?
You're looking at him yo!
Oh, also I tortured his son. You're guilty!
To make him suffer and bring me fun
Also, I tampered the court. You're guilty!
There's no one I won't try extort!

So what can I say except, you're guilty!
For my crimes, and his need to die
There's no need to fight
You've lost, you're guilty! (Ha!)
You can wave winning this case goodbye!
You're guilty!
You're guilty!

Well, come to think of it
Wright, honestly I could go on and on
I could explain every case I've won
The court, the judge, my crown?
That was Von Karma just bribing around!
I killed a man, buried the bullet
Lodged in my shoulder, no way to pull it
What's the lesson? What's the takeaway?
I never lose! You're throwing your job away
And the bullet here in my skin, is a map of the victories I win!
Look where I've been, I've the perfect Record
Look at my history I deserve an award!
Ha ha ha HA HA HA!

Well anyway, let me say, you're guilty! (You're guilty! Ha, ha, ha)
My wonderful world you were abhor
You pathetic loser, you're guilty! (You're guilty!)
Your ten minutes are past, it's time to go
Yes for you see, it's clear you're guilty! (Ha, ha, ha) (You're guilty! Ha, ha, ha)
So I'm off to Germany
I'm running away, away, you're guilty! (You're guilty! Ha, ha, ha)
A Von Karma wins cases dirtly
You're guilty! (You're guilty!)
You're guilty!

"The case is closed."
"Von Karma, no!"
Posted 10 September, 2025.
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33.5 hrs on record (29.6 hrs at review time)
it's um uhh it's a climbing game, where uh. um, you climb and stuff? uh and uh I think that's pretty um cool...yeah. uh
Posted 27 August, 2025.
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252.0 hrs on record (57.6 hrs at review time)
Nice and challenging. Runs well on my potato for a pc too!
Posted 11 October, 2020.
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