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Spring Fresh

Clean any map adequately
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 10:01am

Employee of the Month

Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 10:01am

You're Fired!

Get fired!
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:52am

Who's for Dinner?

Get eaten
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 7:43am

Ubermensch

Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 9:50am

Janicide

Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:02am

Chew on This!

Throw 100 items into sand traps
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 9:21am

Anti-Virus

Complete Caduceus Level
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 12:01pm

Ice-Cold Cleana

Complete Cryogenesis Level
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 9:49am

Sandblasted

Complete Unearthly Excavation Level
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 2:47pm

Surgical Sweeper

Complete Evil Science Level
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:43am

Pass The Torch

Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:40am

Louis and Clean

Complete Gravity Drive Level
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 9:07am

Big Banger Burnout

Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2017 @ 2:09am

Clean Freak

Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Employee of the Year

Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:43am

Bring the Thunder

Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:08am

Plague Bearer

Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:31am

Head Hunter

Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 10:01am

Bob's Legacy

Find Bob
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 7:38am

"Red Keycard"

Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 2:48pm

Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe

Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 10:01am

Eggregious

Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 10:01am

Lost in Space and Time

Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 8:09am

Wicked Unliving

Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 10:01am

Thursday the 12th

Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 10:01am

Bad Dreams on Helm Street

Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 10:01am

Harroween

Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 10:01am

The Shimmering

Collect the axe and return it to your office
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 10:01am

Never Put It On

Collect the ring and return it to your office
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 10:01am

House of Honor

Clean the entire House of Horror level
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 9:34am

Back From Whence It Came

Destroy the Bad Banger
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 7:15am

Not Quite a Lumberjack

Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 8:54am

Cleanliness is Godliness

Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:41am

Sanitized Earth

Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:44am

Bloody Incompetent

Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:52am

St. Nick's Boomstick

Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:41am

The Red Nose Knows

Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:41am

Rooks Kept

Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:41am

Ballistic Weaponry

Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:41am

Thunder Candle

Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:52am

Head Hunter

Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:41am

Santa Hats Must Die!

Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:58am

Tower of Babel

Build a stack of 10 stools
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:31am

The Day the Funk Died

Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:23am

Biomassive Breakdown

Complete Incubation Emergency Level
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:02am

Sanitary Supremacy

Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 2:00pm

Mr. Two Million Dollars

Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 2:06pm

Swept Under The Carpet

Complete Uprinsing Level
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Crystal Clear

Complete Core Sample Level
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 3:24pm

Bleach and Clear

Complete Penumbra Level
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 10:01am

Audacious Oddities

Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Lair Care

Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Teeth for Tunes

Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Blood in the Water

Go for a swim with Sharks
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:39pm

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank

Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Double-Oh Dumbass

Foolishly activate the Death Ray
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Locked In

Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Death From Above

Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Cat-astrophe

Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Orbital Bang-bardment

Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 2:46pm



Blood Soaked

Spill 100 dirty buckets
60 / 100

Blaze of Glory

Incinerate 2000 items
1,017 / 2,000

Bloody Hell!

Mop up 10,000 splats
9,326 / 10,000

Top Brass

Pick up 800 casings
297 / 800

Taking Out the Trash

Pick up 1000 pieces of trash
275 / 1,000

Pedestrian

Track over 20,000 footprints
8,190 / 20,000

Need a Hand?

Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic
21 / 35

Bins? Limbs!

Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times
18 / 75

First Aid

Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits
31 / 50

The Nose Knows

Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours
5,350 / 7,200

Disintegrator

Fry 500 items with the plasma welder
210 / 500

The Mops Of Wrath

Complete Athena's Wrath Level
0 / 1

Pine Fresh

Complete Hydroponic Hell Level
0 / 1

Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning

Complete Paintenance Level
0 / 1

Operation Brownwash

Complete Waste Disposal Level
0 / 1

Refined

Complete Unrefinery Level
0 / 1

One Mop To Rule Them All

Complete All major Official Levels
0 / 1

Identity Theft

Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office
4 / 30

Master of the Beats

Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game
0 / 1

Brushed Steel

Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level
0 / 1

Bushwhacked

Complete Overgrowth Level
0 / 1

Christmas Crisis Corrected

Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off
0 / 1

Cold Storage

Complete Frostbite Level
0 / 1

Pest Control

Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level
0 / 1