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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 1:38am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:15am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 9:02am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:26am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 8:06am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 8:08am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 8:07am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 1:48am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 6:59am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 1:30am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 7:12am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 5:16am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 5:43am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 1:40am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:07am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 7:32am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 4:06am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 1:36am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 2:30am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 2:27am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 3:32am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 2:59am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 4:01am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:58am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 7:20am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 7:51am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 7:55am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 1:52am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:32am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:28am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 4:09am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 1:49am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 4:11am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:08am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 8:30am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 8:33am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 2:34am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 5:51am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:15pm