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CalixWolf 2. Nov. 2024 um 15:14 
hi i onyx
CalixWolf 1. Juni 2024 um 15:01 
hi i onyx
CalixWolf 14. Mai 2024 um 17:03 
hi i onyx
CalixWolf 18. März 2024 um 16:37 
Hi i onyx
CalixWolf 26. Jan. 2024 um 16:14 
hi i onyx
CalixWolf 1. Jan. 2024 um 12:01 
hi i onyx
Woodzie 15. Okt. 2023 um 4:52 
hi i onyx
Bill, Just Bill ™ 8. Okt. 2023 um 16:04 
schizophrenia
CalixWolf 7. Okt. 2023 um 18:30 
hi i onyx
CalixWolf 17. Feb. 2023 um 19:21 
hi i onyx
CalixWolf 25. Dez. 2022 um 12:00 
I agree, it absolutely is dickmas
Woodzie 25. Dez. 2022 um 11:54 
JINGLE🔔THOSE👉🅱️ALLS🍒🅱️ITCH🐕! IT'S🎄DICKMAS🎄!!! YOU INTO OLDER👴?? 🅱️ecause OLD ⛄ Saint 🎅 ♥♥♥♥ is bringing 🛷 that THICK 🥖 North 💈POLE💈 to YOU 🤟 this YEAR 🎁😛! He's SLIDING 👇 DEEP 👇 DOWN into that 🏭CHIMNEY🔥 till you MOAN 😩, "OH 😱 what FUN 😉 it is to RIDE 🚘 on this one 🐴HORSE-HUNG🍆 open SLEIGH 🛷" OH YEAH 😏 SANTA is 👊 STUFFING 🌶️ your SLUTTY 👅 STOCKINGS 🧦 so SWALLOW 😮 a POPPERMINT drop 🍬 OR ELSE 😱 his GRANDDADDY 👴 CANDY 🍭 CANE 🍭 ♥♥♥♥ 🥒 will RIP 💥 that TIGHT 🍥 ASS 🍑 🅱️USSY when he 💦SPILLS💦 his ⚠️HOT⚠️ CREAMY ☁️ MILK 🥛 inside your HORNY 😈 mistle-HOLE 🕳️ . Send 📩 this to ✌THREE☝️ THIRSTY 🥵 THOTS and you'll get a YULE LOG 🌲 RAMMED 🐏 into your 🍂WREATH🍂 before NEW YEARS🎆
Toxic Whiteout 9. März 2021 um 19:42 
SpongeBobs combat capabilities and raw power are seemingly immeasurable and unbelievably powerful. Spongebob has the ability to absorb, reflect, and deflect any physical damage. He also has the ability to sever his own limbs and instantaneously regenerate his cells. He possesses the ability to change the configuration of his body so he could expand his body significantly or become microscopic.There’s a scene where Spongebob is shown to be sleeping inside of the sun unfazed and the core temperature of the sun is 15 million Celsius. This means that spongebob is at least 4383x stronger than tungsten as it’s melting point
Spice & Citrus ᵔᴥᵔ 15. Juni 2018 um 18:00 
Hey sorry to post this on here but i tried calling and texting you but i couldnt get ahold of you. i found out the information that you asked me about. It's called Pruritus, in other words itching anus. It's quite common and not dangerous,typically caused by not wiping properly . It can also be a sign of hemmorhoids in or arround the butt hole. I still recomend seeing a doctor. Wash it and keep it real clean and wash your hands after you scratch your butt to avoid pink eye beacause i am pretty sure thats how you got pink eye last time. Hope the info helps!
The Mighty Pringles 4. Juni 2018 um 13:08 
Meow :2017cat:
thasboi 10. März 2018 um 11:59 
My grandma can beat up your grandma
Spice & Citrus ᵔᴥᵔ 1. März 2018 um 12:17 
Bulletant: Your feelings are normal, and more common than you may think. I also have sexual feeling towards many of my family members, and had sex with one of my cousins. Start Flirting with your grandma (joking, sitting next to her on the couch, compliment her on her looks and nice clothes, and that you like her personality)... spend time talking to her - get to know her.

Ask her out for lunch, or for a movie, or just to go shopping. When you have a closer relationship, then you can work comments into conversations about how you adore her, admire her, and how attractive you think she is... and that you really like how close the 2 of you have become and hope it continues. You could talk to her about your "limited sexual experiences" and how you would like to know how do be good at sex, but only want to have the experiences with one special person - someone you can be discreet and close with - to convince her that SHE is the one you feel most comfortable with.
Mr. Han 26. Dez. 2017 um 22:11 
ᄋᄉᄋ - Yesterday at 9:30 PM
that's my ass
join discord
MrDuck 26. Dez. 2017 um 20:10 
I USED TO LOVE KICKING THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE ♥♥♥♥ LIKE YOU BACK IN COLLEGE. I HAVE A QUESTION THOUGH HAVE YOU EVER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ A "GIRL" THAT WAS UNDER 200 POUNDS. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT ♥♥♥♥♥ BOY SOFTWARE GEEK THAT YOU SUCK OFF UNDER YOUR CUBICLE. I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD WRITE THIS EMAIL YOU MIGHT HAVE YOUR POSSE OF KLINGON WARRIORS SHOOT INVISIBLE LASERS AT ME. BY THE WAY DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE THIS SITE. SHE'S NOT GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE STAR TREK CONVENTION NEXT YEAR IN DENVER IF YOU KEEP THIS UP YOUNG MAN. WELL IT WAS NICE EMAILING YOU. KEEP SUCKING ♥♥♥♥ MAYBE SOME DAY YOUR DAD WILL ACTUALLY PAY YOU FOR IT.
Mr. Han 25. Sep. 2017 um 19:48 
Ya’re zoggin dead, kid. Meeb kan be anywhere, anytime, an meeb kan kills ya in ober sevin 'undred ways, an dat’s jus' wif mi bair 'ands. Nub onlee be meeb offen traineded in unarmeded fightin, but meeb ab accez ter da entire arsenul o' da boyz an meeb will use it ter its full extent ter wipe yer mizrable ass off da mug o' da continent, ya lil' ploppaz. If onlee ya cud ab known wot unholee retribushun yer lil' “cleva” communt was ubbout ter brin' down upon ya, maybe ya wuud ab 'eld yer zoggin tongue. But ya couldn’t, ya didn’t, an nows ya’re payin' da price, ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ git. Meeb will ploppaz fury awl ober ya an ya will drown innit. Ya’re zoggin dead, umie.
Mr. Han 25. Sep. 2017 um 19:48 
Wot da zogg didja jus' zoggin say ubbout meeb, ya lil' slag? Meeb’ll ab y'knowz meeb graduateded top o' mi class in da blood axes, an meeb’ve bin involveded in lotza secret raids on Al-qwaeda, an meeb ab ober 300 confirmeded kills. Meeb be traineded in gorilla warfare an meeb’m da top snipa in da entire speed freak armed forcz. Yer nuffin ter meeb but jus' anodder target. Meeb will wipe ya da zogg owt wif per-cision da likz o' which az neva bin seun before on dis Urth, mark mi zoggin wurdz. Ya tink ya kan git away wif sayin' dat ploppaz ter meeb ober da warpnet? Tink again, ♥♥♥♥♥. As weeb speak meeb be contactin' mi secret network o' sneakin' gitz across da WAAAGH an yer IP iz bein' traced roight nows so ya bedda per-pare fer da storm, maggot. Da storm dat wipz owt da weedy lil' fing ya calls yer life.
Mr. Han 9. Aug. 2017 um 11:50 
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You have been visited by the propane god, I tell ya hwat. Repost this on 5 more profiles or Hank Hill will bring the propain.
Squatch 16. Juli 2017 um 12:40 
♥♥♥♥♥
CalixWolf 16. Mai 2017 um 21:29 
XD +rep
CalixWolf 16. Mai 2017 um 18:30 
yes daddy
Phasmid08 16. Mai 2017 um 18:25 
come on big boy
CalixWolf 16. Mai 2017 um 18:17 
ok
Phasmid08 16. Mai 2017 um 18:12 
Nut in my butt
Mr. Han 30. März 2017 um 19:09 
forgive english, i am Russia.i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
Mr. Han 11. Aug. 2016 um 12:12 
U HAVE BEEN VISITED BY A BRAVE WARRIOR OF TURAN

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U MUST HELP HIM ON HIS QUEST TO UNITE TURKS, COPY N PASTE THIS IN 5 OTHER PROFILES……………… OR YOU'LL BE GENOCIDED AT MIDNIGHT…
JuulPodPlug 11. Aug. 2016 um 11:59 
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JuulPodPlug 11. Aug. 2016 um 11:56 
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Toxic Whiteout 21. Juni 2016 um 19:57 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Mr. Han 8. Juni 2016 um 13:29 
This man right here is the biggest weeaboo furry in the universe, he loves collecting furry comics and jerking to the manga.
JuulPodPlug 29. Mai 2016 um 22:12 
I USED TO LOVE KICKING THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE ♥♥♥♥ LIKE YOU BACK IN COLLEGE. I HAVE A QUESTION THOUGH HAVE YOU EVER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ A "GIRL" THAT WAS UNDER 200 POUNDS. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT ♥♥♥♥♥ BOY SOFTWARE GEEK THAT YOU SUCK OFF UNDER YOUR CUBICLE. I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD WRITE THIS EMAIL YOU MIGHT HAVE YOUR POSSE OF KLINGON WARRIORS SHOOT INVISIBLE LASERS AT ME. BY THE WAY DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE THIS SITE. SHE'S NOT GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE STAR TREK CONVENTION NEXT YEAR IN DENVER IF YOU KEEP THIS UP YOUNG MAN. WELL IT WAS NICE EMAILING YOU. KEEP SUCKING ♥♥♥♥ MAYBE SOME DAY YOUR DAD WILL ACTUALLY PAY YOU FOR IT.
JuulPodPlug 22. Sep. 2015 um 13:56 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
JuulPodPlug 9. Aug. 2015 um 19:28 
When a girl gets a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. But when Antnh orders a 240v ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Pro 5000 blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating ***, elasticised anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system...he's called a pervert!
TheOrangeTaco 8. Aug. 2015 um 7:03 
homosex
JuulPodPlug 2. Aug. 2015 um 14:18 
forgive english, i am Russia.i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
Toxic Whiteout 26. Juli 2015 um 20:52 
+rep has a bigger dong than my dog and my dog i sHUGE