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32 of 50 (64%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 3:39am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 4:35am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 10:47am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2017 @ 5:22am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 7:09am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2017 @ 2:31am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2018 @ 10:18am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 2:04am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:15am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2017 @ 2:55am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 3:33am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2017 @ 4:05am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 3:28am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 10:47am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2017 @ 6:25am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 10:47am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2016 @ 2:26am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2016 @ 1:17am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 11:32am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 12:36pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2018 @ 11:28pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 10:47am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2018 @ 2:39am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2017 @ 3:54am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2016 @ 2:33am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 6:11am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 4:06am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2017 @ 7:20am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 3:25am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38am



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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