[JT Machinima]
I'm a veteran survivor, never getting tired
Living off the land much better than a miner
I've fought more mobs than you'll see in your life
And my only mission isn't getting every diamond
If you wanna join me, i'll leave the light on
It's Minecraft that you oughta say goodbye to
Cuz if I had a level, it would be a high one
Your bow and arrow won't hold up to my guns

[VGRB]
It's time Microsoft took it up a notch
Your guns can never blast past the fortress I got
Fighting clowns and eyeballs and you'd be bragging
While I got enchanted armor
Slaying the ender dragon
Cryin' so much you keep your items when you die
I think Terraria's Minecraft CDI
Grab the diamond pickaxe just to break the tension
Then bust the survivor into the third dimension

[Chorus]
This ain't no game
My life's insane
I've fought through mobs and awful weather
We just survive
All day and night
But tell me who can do it better?
[JT Machinima]
Stop the beat! your house is burning
You just got griefed, was it worth the work? and
They took your stuff to make it worse
Try creative mode if you got your feelings hurt
I'm a demon hunter, an adventurer
So my inventory isn't full of dirt
I got a jetpack on, so who needs armor
You're a FPF; First Person Farmer!

[VGRB]
Oh, I'm getting griefed? that sure blows
But at least MC has the beast online mode
Don't need a story to put this man to shame
I mean, only old creepers be playin' your game
Ya, in my world, I am a god
While in your game, you can't even mod
Last time you went outside? I'm thinking never
Wither you down, send you to the nether

[Chorus]

[JT Machinima]
Keep your 3 dimensions, I only need 2 to be awesome

[VGRB]
Please, your game style's been irrelevant since '96
[JT Machinima]
Take a seat dude, oh wait, YOU DON'T HAVE FURNITURE

[VGRB]
Even Roblox is better than you

[JT Machinima]
Well, at least I didn't sell out to Microsoft

[VGRB]
Well, at least Microsoft was interested in me

[JT Machinima]
Oh yeah, well

[JT Machinima & VGRB]
MINECRAFT/TERRARIA IS THE GREATEST SURVIVAL GAME EVER!!!

[JT Machinima]
Step back or i'll steam roll ya
Don't mess with this side scrolla
Multiplayer's overrated
When all your servers do is cause a hold up
Don't got no friends with me
My friends are NPC's
I can't wait for Minecraft to drop dead
After all, you and your friends are Block heads!
[VGRB]
A block joke, huh? That's never been said
That's as original as your game concept
Step up to the mic, I become aggressive
I've never seen a ripoff so unimpressive
I know that you'll never test me again
This is like a wooden plank against obsidian
The sun has set, so I guess i'll retire
Since I'm done roasting this pig over my fire