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TO: all@ApertureScience.com
SUBJECT: Science.
Hi, Cave Johnson here, with an important testing initiative update.
If you're reading this, you have failed science. There is no excuse for failing science, and poorly constructed turret cubes are currently moving your belongings to the long term storage locker, where you will do some good for science.
There is still time before you go to make one last contribution and save yourself. Decide which among you has most served science, by voting on your favorite chamber, and in doing so, saving yourself.
There is one among you who has served Science well. Fossa. He will be our saviour and lead the company to glory. The rest of you are on warning.
Regards,
Cave
NB: Fossa. Please contact IceQueen to sort out your prize.