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35 of 50 (70%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 7:40am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 7:59am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 8:42am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 11:45am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 11:10am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 8:29am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 7:18am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 6:23am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 3:42am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 12:50pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 2:44pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 7:18am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 6:08am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 2:54am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 12:11pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 6:48am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 12:01pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 6:33am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 7:49am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 1:05pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 6:37am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 10:34am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 12:07pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 1:24pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 2:48pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 2:48pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 2:59am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 3:01pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 10:33am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 1:31pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 3:09am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 10:36am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 7:56am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 7:35am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 2:53pm



Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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