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💗 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 📗
🔋 📀 🌸 🎫 🐟 👽 📀 🚗 🍖 🐝
I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to
seriously re-examine your life. -- Calvin
If you want to stay dad you've got to polish your image. I think the image
we need to create for you is "repentant but learning". -- Calvin
"MOM, CAN I SET FIRE TO MY BED MATTRESS?" "No, Calvin." "CAN I RIDE MY
TRICYCLE ON THE ROOF?" "No, Calvin." "Then can I have a cookie?" "No, Calvin."
("She's on to me.")
🌏 🌳 🥗 🍆 📕 🥞 👳 🌸 🐊 👾