Recent reviews by Mr. Conductor

*Opens up Stellaris*
*Plays trough tutorial and likes the game*
*Tires of vanilla races*
*Wants to make a new race*
*Goes to reptilian species*
*Sees Gecko*
*Sees that MegaCorp is coming soon*










Time to sell the Galaxy some insurance.

To put the DLC in simple terms:

"Für König und Vaterland!" - Prussia
”Vive l’Empereur!” - France
"Rule Britannia!" - English
“Scotland Forever!” - Scots
“Gott schütze den Kaiser!” - Austria
“Пуля - дура, штык - молодец!” - You'll find out what that is when you fight/play Russia

Much of my time in this (as well as most of my games) is spent offline, so while I look inexperienced, It may not be so.
Nowhere near as popular as its medieval cousin, Fire and Sword is still a fun, entertaining game.

Tired of those slow crssbows?
Well they are no more, shoot your enemies with the (even slower) flintlock (or matchlock)!

Tired of all that heavy armor, and those armored horses?
No more! Bullets will kill you either way!

Tired of the drawn out battles on your horse, lancing and repeating?
Well, if want to get out easy, hurl some grenades at those annoying Cossacks!

This game is Harlaus free, no chances of butter wars (Vodka, go for the Vodka).

Of my hundreds of hours playing this game both on and offline, I have learned two things:

1. This is one of the best games I have ever played, and provides a look into Medieval life and times, withiout the chance of dying horribly. And when that gets old, play a fantasy mod, or find a new way to play the game.

2. The most powerful men in the world of Mount and Blade are the masters of the Greatsword, B*astard Sword, and the Great Long Axe, who show their immense skill by marching around the land in nothing more than a loin cloth. Beware, these are the true masters of this game, leaving none alive in their bloody wake.

- Long Live Harlaus the Fat, Long Live Swadia!

Sweeter than Black Briar Mead,
As valuable as Deadra Hearts,
Greater than any soul gem,
More addicting than Skooma,
As versatile as iron ore,
Stronger than dragon bones,
Crazier than good ole Cicero,

This game will consume your life, and you will love it.
I guarantee it.

Verdun is an entirely different kind of FPS. Although most of them these days are merely running and gunning, Verdun makes one learn that stealth and hiding are key to survival when on the Western Front. Death is fast and brutal, and one must learn to accept this to improve. Besides gameplay, this game creates an astounding atmosphere. Whether it is the gas called in by your NCO, or the weapons, the feeling is palpable. I would recommend this to any FPS fan. It is a break of fresh air in a world of copy-and-paste games.

A very good MMO. As if Minecraft and World of Tanks combined into one. Takes much time and effort, but all your work pays off at the end.