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Recent reviews by tyrone

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3 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
56.7 hrs on record (53.6 hrs at review time)
please dont buy it im being serious dont buy it ur gonna play it for days on end and then look back at ur life for the past month and realize that you spent it watering pixels in your farm and getting other men to like you by accident. its not worth it. really, its not, just grow your own plants and have your own farm, move to nebraska, buy a couple hundred acres of land and make a fortune. you can have a family, have a good life, eat the best food ever, and then you can go in the middle of your corn and pray to god that you never have to play this game ever again. it's a huge waste of time. this is not ironic at all, i couldnt be any more serious, ive lost family and friends over this game, and getting to sleep with haley is not enough compensation for the amount of pain this game has brought me. that will be the extent of my sex life due to the fact that my clothes smell bad because i never have time to run my laundry anymore. the only music i listen to is the ost for this game, and now nobody gives me aux cuz all i play is the spring time music when ur on ur farm. i cant express the extent to which this game ruined my life. this game has stained my name, just please let me have my name, i have given this game my soul please let me have my name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all of this being said if u bought the game already i guess u can play it its pretty good

-joey c, the revered game critic
Posted 5 January, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
204.3 hrs on record (46.5 hrs at review time)
my b button hurts
Posted 5 January, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
28.1 hrs on record (22.8 hrs at review time)
goo game yez veri goo gayme
Posted 27 December, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
133.7 hrs on record (126.5 hrs at review time)
don;t get it pleeze
Posted 24 December, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
105.2 hrs on record (95.6 hrs at review time)
crewmate is ODE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BORING WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Posted 27 November, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
1,541.2 hrs on record (1,388.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
its ok i guess
Posted 28 August, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
112.1 hrs on record (59.7 hrs at review time)
gr8 8/8 m8
Posted 7 May, 2016.
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