You hook up with this guy
You're about to sleep with him
He whispers in your ear, "Arrreeee youuuu reeeeaaaadddddyyy?!"
You try to run, but he's locked the doors
He turns you around and pins you to the door
He grabs something behind his back and gives it to you
"Put your cannnnnsss in the eirrr""
You squirm but its no use
He laughs at your pain
"PUT YOUR CANNNSSSSS IN THE EIRRRR"
You have no choice
You lift the object and you see a sharp glimmer
Its a trophy
"BRABRABRABRABRA BRAAAVOOOO"
"YOU'VE WON... THE COUNTER PIT... SEASON 2......"
"BRABRABRABRABRABRABRABRABRA BRAVOOOOOOOOO"