i dare you to buy cuphead and beat the game with a 300%. i bet you cant llololllolllol

i did respond

hey hey hey

Dear e941d5a-38e9-404b-979a-795553d08403,

It has been more than 60 days since your last response to your support ticket. We have gone ahead and closed your ticket and your account. Your remaining support ticket credits have also expired and will be printed and put in our basement furnace which is worked by small Indonesian children. If you need any further assistance, please ask someone who gives a damn.I hope you have a day.

Warm steamy regards,
A lobster

Hello ae941d5a-38e9-404b-979a-795553d08403,

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Dir Sir or Madam Britt,

I am writing you today to inform you that my mind was thinking about you. I saw your comment calling me Lolbert and I thought to myself, "ha ha ha, that funny man." I then sipped some tea and played a good ole round of the crackin' balls and horse patties. Those were the days; were they not, ole chap? Well anyways, I digress. I hope the day finds you well, and that day stretches to a week, and in turn stretches to the next time we meet. May all your shots be headshots, and may all your conquests be victories. Until we meet again.

Your loyal and loving Lobster,

Robster