Recent reviews by Seminal Vesicles

I am factory worker.
Factorio good.
Buy

Factory Must Grow.

So, in 500 hours of playing DayZ.
I have made friends that will last a life time.
I have experienced anger that made me want to throw my PC out of the window.
I have gained, and I have lost.
I have been an admin, and a player.

The community is the most toxic cesspool you will ever meet but damn is it close knit.
If you want to experience a completely different version of DayZ, play modded. If you want to play DayZ true to it's core play vanilla.

DayZ is the most bug ridden running simulator I have ever played, but damn is it addicting.
I still to this day talk to the friends I have made from playing this game and we play other games regularly.


Helicopters are ♥♥♥♥, cars are ♥♥♥♥ (but hey I'm driving a nissan skyline right?).
Combat is rubberbandy as ♥♥♥♥.


But through all the bugs is a gem of a game that deserves to be in your steam library. This game is not dead and once you learn how many players play modded, you will be introduced to a completely different experience. RP, PVP, Hardcore.
Hundreds of guns, vehicles, and items that you can obtain.

10/10 Let's go offline raid those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Such a great software.

Jade is broke. (As of Monday, November 21 2016 she is still broke.) <---- She is way too OP

10/10 would get arthritis again.

But really this game is a treat. I was very hesitant to purchase this game not being able to truly know if it was a waste of $20. This is a very quality game. For the most part, balancing is good (Jade is the only overpowered champ I have truly seen). With the cartoon-ish graphics the game will age perfectly like Torchlight.

I get a WoW pvp vibe, with a mix of basic MOBA when I play this title. I have found myself unable to stop playing because even though the matches are short, I thrive to see what I can do in my next match to get better.
There are always a need for improvements. You have to change your battlerites to get that perfect build for a champion that is giving you trouble. Maybe you need more healing if you're squishy, maybe you need more offense if you're not having enough impact, etc. All the skills in the game feel like they are doing something, and every one of the champions are fun to play.

This game is not hard to learn by no means, but it is very difficult to master. I have learned a specific champ in my *8 hours of gameplay. I feel comfortable with that champion, but that does not mean that I do not play other champions. You'll always find yourself switching up to suit for your specific cravings or needs. That being said there are not very many champions, but there are enough to do us consumers for the amount of time.

In Battlerite, you will find yourself bored of the cosmetic skins, weapons, and mounts. Yes they are not all in your face flashy, but I'm sure in due time there will be better cosmetics to earn/buy.

On the end note. This game is very fun. I have not gotten bored (yet) of the gameplay with multiple maps and many new challenges to face. I see this game going very far during Early Access and beyond. I do not want to see another BLC mistake with this game.

(Actual Rating as of my play time)
8.5/10 It is a very intense game, you'll find yourself in placed where you will need to outplay or be played. I love that aspect. With the amount of fun I have had, it is worth the $20. Take the time to learn the game, learn the champions, and git gud.