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Whale wash, you get a whale of wash...
After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard twig push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay.
Don't trust this guy.
Jesse has a knack for flash banging his own team, running headfirst into smokes, and asking mid-round what the bomb does. He may not top the leader board, but he does top the list of people who need a full-time babysitter in online games.
If you’re playing with Jesse, please take care of him:
Don’t give him the bomb.
Explain the strat before the round starts.
And whatever you do, don’t let him op on Mirage.
We love him. He tries his best. Treat him kindly. ❤️
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