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Day 12. War is hell, especially with me involved. Being a hentai soldier single-handedly going against the forces of Hitler takes a lot of work, but I have what it takes — namely, regenerating health, infinite ammo, and the powers of anime. In fact, I’ve given them so much trouble that Hitler himself decided to join in.

He’s much bigger than I’d imagined him — about 20 feet taller, to be precise. You can hear him shouting the same three German sentences from a mile away. He carries a pistol, and wreaks considerable havoc with it, but I don’t have to be too careful, since I can just shoot at him from outside the city area and he can’t get at me. I wonder what his bed looks like. No matter.

Day 13. As soon as I kill Hitler, a new one appears. Perhaps we should be focusing our efforts on finding whoever keeps cloning all these Hitlers. In other news, whenever I jump, my boots disappear off my feet.

Day 14. I found a plane stuck in the ground. American — one of ours. Its nose was buried in the ground, but it still found a way to move around, albeit slowly. I followed it out to near the end of the world, where I found, just in front of the Google Streetview cutout backdrop, another plane in the same predicament as the first. This one was Japanese — also one of ours. It comes to mind that I’m not sure whose side I should really be on.

Day 15. Hentai. Very cool.

It's alright