“You ever think about it?” he asked, tilting his head like this was some kind of casual debate about our favorite pizza toppings. “Dude, what? No!” I said, way too quickly. He laughed, but I could tell he wasn’t totally convinced. “You sure? I feel like everyone’s at least thought about it once.” I shook my head. “Nope. Never crossed my mind.” He narrowed his eyes at me like he was trying to see into my soul. “Huh.”

Braun nodded, like he’d just been given permission to let loose. “Yeah, exactly! That’s what I’m saying! Like, I’m not saying I would do it, but, like… if the opportunity came up, I feel like I’d at least consider it, you know?” I did not know. But I didn’t want to be weird about it, so I just kind of nodded and took a sip of my drink, hoping that would signal the end of this conversation. But Braun was not done.

Instead of just moving on, Braun starts really getting into it. Like, way too into it. He’s nodding to himself and goes, “Yeah, yeah, I think I’d definitely go with the second one. I don’t know, man, something about it just seems… I don’t know… kinda exciting?” At this point, I’m just staring at him, trying to figure out if he’s joking or what. But he keeps going! He starts talking about how he’s actually thought about it before, how he’s kinda curious, and then he stops, looks at me, and says, “Do you think that’s weird?” I blinked a few times, trying to process everything. I mean, what was I even supposed to say to that? Was this one of those moments where he was testing the waters, or was he just messing with me? I had no clue. So I just shrugged and said, “I mean… I guess not? People are curious about different stuff.”

Alright, so the other day, I was hanging out with my buddy Braun, and he hit me with this super weird question out of nowhere. He goes, “Would you rather make out with a guy or, you know… blow one?” I kinda laughed it off at first, but he just kept staring at me, waiting for an answer. I was like, “Dude, what kind of question is that?” But he wouldn’t let it go, so I just picked one, hoping that’d be the end of it. But nope.

-rep this guy has facerock account. But all it is is hate cave painting about how much he hate ♥♥♥♥-sapien in same cave as him.

the man below me spews falsehoods