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24 of 50 (48%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2014 @ 5:58pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2014 @ 6:32pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2014 @ 5:48pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2014 @ 2:34pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2014 @ 4:35pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2014 @ 10:26am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 9:53pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2014 @ 3:01pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2014 @ 9:42pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2014 @ 5:57pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 9:30pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2014 @ 5:47pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2014 @ 10:31pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2014 @ 8:44pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2014 @ 10:46pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2014 @ 9:57pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2014 @ 4:00pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2014 @ 5:42pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2014 @ 9:42pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2014 @ 5:28pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2014 @ 9:30pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2014 @ 9:19pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2014 @ 5:46pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2014 @ 9:33pm



Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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