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Did you know in today's society, you can basically identify as anything and people have to respect your choice?

Yes! I'm not talking about things like I identify as a man, or as a woman.
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I'm just telling you, you can identify as a robber, and come up to people, say: I identify as a robber, may I rob you now?"
And they have to say yes to respect you!

Some of you might know that I said things like Vegetarians can eat steak from a cow identifies as a vegetable.

I identify as a 300-pound man, and my name isn't Homer Simpson.

+rep

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Life Hack Inspiration

If you fart at school, no one will care!
but if you sh!t on the floor, you will have a word with the principal~！

What does that teach you?

Nobody cares until you do something big!
Go big or go home!

Start it today!

go sh!t on the floor

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Study shows

If you don't wanna go to work, or go to school today.

Just sh!t your pants,
sh!t your pants!

what are they gonna do? clean it for ya?>
I don't think so!

So if you don't wanna work, sh!t your pants and then go home, have a good day off!

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Study shows

If you listen to Deftones

You are a BADBOY!