poggers champion

she just talks about how much she likes anime, idk sorta wack.

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life

Wenn du denkst du bist heilig genug, als einen schwanz zu essen chapter 1
In the beginning there was the cosmos moose but Jake was the moose and the moose was Jake. Jake than got in a holy battle with the cosmos moose even though he was the moose. Jake than knocked off the antlers of the holy moose and the antlers crumbled becoming the universe. At first the earth was empty but the almighty Jake got tired of jacking-off so he made tiny white men to inhabit the earth. Jake saw that the men were banging each other so Jake gave them women. The white men were satisfied for a while but then they needed more so Jake gave them animals to bang, and the white men were satisfied. The earth was at peace, to peaceful for Jake. The earth was still besides the constant thrusting. So Jake sent the colored men to do the work for the white men. A society was made around the thrusting white men.

yeet.

-rep