I will not:

-Will not accept private / 0 level profiles
-Will not sell my items for $$ in paypal
-Will not give free items
-Will not tolerate stupidity

I will:

-Will trade with you if your offer is good
-Will +rep you if you request
-Will be friendly with if you are with me
-Will be patient with you, if you are with me

Hope you read this and have a nice day!