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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
-trasul prin perete (asiguram material didactic);
-bulanul intentionat;
-dezamorsarea bombei cu smoke-ul;
-aruncare cu efect a flash-ului;
-tragerea cu awp in functie de conditile meteo;
Tot aici vei invata sa:
-injuri si sa faci codat pe toti cei care te omoara;
-sa dai tot timpul vina pe restul colegilor;
-cand mori la un duel face to face sa zici:lag/fps! si multe altele... La sfarsitul cursului vei fi certificat PGL ( Pokemon Game League )
Daca esti interesat pm
𝙇𝙤𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙠 (𝘾:)
└📁𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙢 𝙁𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙨 (𝙭86)
⠀└📁𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙢
⠀⠀└📁𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙨
⠀⠀⠀└📁𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙤𝙣
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁𝘾𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧-𝙎𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙠𝙚: 𝙂𝙡𝙤𝙗𝙖𝙡 𝙊𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙫𝙚
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁𝙎𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙨
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙨 𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙩𝙮
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙋𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙧
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙨 𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙩𝙮
📁𝙐𝙎𝘽 (𝘿:)
└📁𝘾𝙎:𝙂𝙊 𝘾𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙨
⠀ └⠀✅𝘼𝙞𝙢 𝙞𝙣 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙
⠀ └⠀✅𝙉𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙨
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🌸🌸 𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓵𝔂 𝓰𝓾𝔂=)🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸
_ 🌸𝓦𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓫𝓮 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓯𝓾𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓰𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼^_^🌸
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❤️❤️❤️ᖴᗝᖇ ᖴᑌ丅ᑌᖇᗴ Ǥᗩᗰᗴᔕ ❤️❤️❤️
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👾 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] ⚡
🎈 👔 🚕 🥒 🌽 🎄 📘 🏀 📒 🎫
"My ethicator machine must've had a built-in moral compromise
spectral release phantasmatron! I'm a genius!" --- Calvin
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help.
-- Calvin
"I don't understand this! Not a single part of my horoscope came true! ...
The paper should print Mom's daily predictions. Those sure come true."
-Calvin
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