Just an average 42 y/o. No job, no occupation, but an unusual yet passionate desire for Warhammers and My Little Pony figures. Unmarried, proud virgin. Kinda fit for having spend more than 78% of my life on the computer.

I'm going to stop blaming Valve for any future mistakes they might make. [i.imgur.com]

For the people asking how I got to where I am, I can tell you this: I am among the top 0.01%. Very few people reach this abnormal level of power, this is merely the start. As of present time, you have not witnessed my final form.

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- - - Knife History - - -
12/12-2014 Bayonet | Safari Mesh (Minimal Wear)
27/12-2014 M9 Bayonet | Boreal Forest (Minimal Wear)
29/12-2014 M9 Bayonet | Slaughter (Field Tested, no pattern)
29/12-2014 Bayonet | Blue Steel (Minimal Wear)
30/12-2014 M9 Bayonet | Boreal Forest (Minimal Wear)
12/01-2015 Karambit | Boreal Forest (Minimal Wear)
18/01-2015 M9 Bayonet | Boreal Forest (Minimal Wear)
19/01-2015 StatTrak M9 Bayonet | Case Hardened (Field Tested)
06/02-2015 M9 Bayonet | Slaughter (Field Tested, Angel BS, Full Heart PS)
17/03-2015 Huntsman Knife | Blue Steel (Field Tested)
29/03-2015 Karambit | Slaughter (Minimal Wear)
01/04-2015 M9 Bayonet | Slaughter (MW, Angel + Pheonix PS, Full heart BS)
03/04-2015 Bayonet | Doppler (MW, Phase 4)
03/04-2015 M9 Bayonet | Slaughter (MW, Angel BS, Phoenix + H Heart PS)
18/05-2015 Karambit | Slaughter (FN, Heart PS, Angel BS)
25/05-2015 Butterfly | Fade (Factory New, Fullest fade)
25/05-2015 Flip Knife | Night (Battle Scarred)
31/05-2015 Huntsman Knife | Crimson Web (Minimal Wear)
31/05-2015 Bayonet | Forest DDPAT (Field Tested)
03/06-2015 M9 Bayonet | Crimson Web (Minimal Wear, 2 web PS)
05/06-2015 Flip Knife | Crimson Web (Field Tested, 1 web PS)
14/06-2015 Karambit | Fade (Factory New, 60/40)
14/06-2015 Huntsman Knife | Fade (Full yellow)
17/06-2015 Karambit | Stained (Well Worn)
22/06-2015 Bayonet | Marble Fade (FN, Fire & Ice)
29/06-2015 Karambit | Tiger Tooth (FN, 0.0097 float)
19/07-2015 M9 Bayonet | Boreal Forest (MW, 0.14 float)
21/07-2015 Karambit | Slaughter (FN, 0.04, Zebra BS)
21/07-2015 M9 Bayonet Crimson Web MW (0.1333 float)
23/07-2015 ST M9 Doppler FN P3 (0.0141214 float)
23/07-2015 Karambit SL, M9 CW MW 0.10, Hman Slaughter, M9 Blue FT
04/08-2015 M9 Bayonet CW MW 0.11, Karambit TT FN 0.016
10/08-2015 M9 Marble Fade FN 0.03 (Red Tip PS & BS)
16/08-2015 M9 Bayonet Sapphire 0.0157
22/08-2015 ST M9 Bayonet Fade 95% 0.01318
22/08-2015 M9 Bayonet Marble Fade FN 0.00964
29/09-2015 Karambit | Doppler (Sapphire, 0.0114)