BATTLE BROTHER
Texas, United States
 
 
"Enemies of the Imperium, hear me. You have come here to die. The immortal Emperor is with us, and we are invincible. You cannot win. His soldiers will strike you down. His war machines will crush you under their treads. His mighty guns will bring the very sky crashing down upon you. So make yourselves ready! We are the First Kronus Regiment, and today is our Victory Day!"

"The Emperor's will seethes through my veins. It will take more than a mere mortal to kill me!"

"Guardsmen! Now is the hour of your calling! This is the reason you are alive! Although the Golden Throne of Terra orbits a distant star, far from here, the Emperor's hand is on your shoulders today!"




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rene 13 Jul @ 11:02pm 
can you match my freak? ;P
BATTLE BROTHER 12 Jul @ 12:15pm 
Alright, I'm beginning to see how this could seem to imply a pattern, but I swear it's not like that.
Dr. Daniel Larson, MD 12 Jul @ 12:14pm 
bro has Feet Paradise in his library? we gotta sit down and talk man
Dr. Daniel Larson, MD 11 Jul @ 8:47pm 
-rep he was my mcdonalds doordasher and handed me a bag full of chewed up nuggets. smelled like bile and wet
Tribls 11 Jul @ 8:33pm 
-rep He tried to eat 100 mcnuggets and failed once
rene 7 Jul @ 2:09pm 
It's, it's, it's, hmm (Mmm)
Grippy
Yeah (Gvrlnd, I'm rockin' with this one)
Grippy, huh
Grippy, I call her that 'cause it's grippy
She thick in the hips, she a hippie
And she thick in the lips, she gon' lick me
And she sendin' a flick when she hit me
With a kissy emoji, she miss me
When she see me, she say she gon' strip me
She gon' chew on this stick like it's Wrigley's
Mm, yеah, believe it or not likе Ripley's
She said she was gay until I slayed, now she strictly dickly