one day ill be dead and youll see this message

What kind of chap stick do you put on your dads lips?

Hey man

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little fat raccoon post. I imagine you little ♥♥♥♥ laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. You are a fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on facebook posting about a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ raccoon. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a pathetic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you'll ever be.

so fat ♥♥♥♥ you want to fight me unblock me, and give me your address. I'll be there right away with a lead pipe to smash your face in, and if your fat friends get involved I'll break them too. Or I can buy a big mac, and toss it in the air while your fat mouths get ready to eat it it'll give me time to swing at your fat stomach.

I'm pretty much better than you at cooking, but some people like you won't swallow your pride and admit it. It's sad you come in my kitchen and talk ♥♥♥♥ every. single. day. in front of our mom and zxe has to endure your presence and foul language. You complain every time the bacon 'pops' and you burn yourself. You complain when youh loose a cook off and you spout that typical "I was cooking before you were even born!!! LOL XD!!" or a classic "COOKING' WITH NO MIX?; BUTTER IS THE FIX". You think you're talented. You think you're a good cook. You are neither. You are just a ♥♥♥♥ show chef who undercooks every chicken tender and every steak (which you refer to as 'eskimos' which may I add is an EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE WORD...) Please, do the cooking community a favor and stick to the microwave. Find a fastfood restaurant to cook in like Burger King you rat...