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26 of 50 (52%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:01pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:00pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 6:50am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 5:06pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 5:31pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 4:23pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 7:39am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 4:59pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 8:03am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:48am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 12:50pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 12:49pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:34am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:28pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 11:51am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 11:36am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 8:00am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 12:44pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 7:48am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 7:47am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 7:34am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 11:18am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 4:36pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:06am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 4:51pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 8:00am



Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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