go discord

you sit down when you pee

y are u gey

2179 hours in cs and not even global

Hi I'm Nick from Auto Warranty Services

you're tacky and i hate you

and by the hearts i mean d1ck

sorry ive been MIA, recently won the lottery. The ♥♥♥♥ lottery, that is. Mines massive. Miss u bb

call him boodabob

+rep cute person on ct

bro her team needs you, you gotta help her bro pls bro

stearncommunity

Did somebody say chlorine

+rep cool dude

Scoob doob

Postmaster P dont shoot those kids :((

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan Bot

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Mulder: Scully, I love you. (add libbed by DD when Mulder sees
Modell behind him in the mirror - that's a nice little
error to have slipped by editing!) HEH HEH HEH!

"The X-Files: Pusher"

Mulder: If i was a betting man i'd say that it was ah ...
Scully: An invisible elephant?
Mulder: I saw David Copperfield make the statue of liberty
disappear once.

"The X-Files: Fearful Symmetry"
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boodabob now owns genital jousting

hey laquan basketball 74 it's me, shaniqua_bowling53

the cycle of matt swanson: 1. play tf2 for about a month 2. disappear for months without a trace 3. get spotted by friends playing csgo at like 3am 4. come back to tf2 5. repeat

Gabens golden children forever

now playing: Despacito 2
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added for ugc match

UGC Match

Added from auction :3

looking for scrims on the 25th, 28th, 30th

adding u on this account

What's good 😜 u candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 👅🎄DICKMAS🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2❕0❕1❕7

“Y’all know what the ♥♥♥♥ ‘bout to happen
Yuh Swept up, ok, yuh, ok, yuh, yuh, yuh hahahahahahahahahaha
Yuh”

Okay, okay, yuh
Okay, okay, okay, yuh
Okay, okay, okay, yuh
Okay, okay, okay, yuh
Got my clout up, (ok) shut yo mouth up (yuh)
Got my clout up, (ok) w-w-w-w-washed up
Got my clout up, (yuh) shut yo mouth up (ok)
Clout up, shut yo mouth up (Yuh)

Okay, okay, yuh
Okay, okay, okay, yuh
Okay, okay, okay, yuh
Okay, okay, okay, yuh
Got my clout up, (ok) shut yo mouth up (ok)
Got my clout up, (ok) w-w-w-washed up (ok)
Got my clout up, (ok) shut yo mouth up
Clout up, shut yo mouth up (Yuh)

First I sweep ya wifey up and then take your daughter
Ride around the broomstick, yeah that's Harry Potter
Wait ‘til I drop these flames
I N E V E R F U C K W I T H L A M E S
No Sauce, No Paper, No Clout, Juice
Sauce, sauce, sauce, sauce, sauce, sauce, Lil Broomstick
Sauce, sauce, sauce, sauce, sauce, sauce
V R O

Gucci Gang, ooh, yeah, Lil Pump, yeah, Gucci Gang, ooh
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My ♥♥♥♥♥ love do cocaine, ooh
I ♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥, I forgot her name
I can't buy a ♥♥♥♥♥ no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My ♥♥♥♥♥ love do cocaine, ooh
I ♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥, I forgot her name, yeah
I can't buy no ♥♥♥♥♥ no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains, aye
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
My lean cost more than your rent, ooh
Your mama still live in a tent, yeah
Still slanging…

come on and slam and welcome to japan

Snowsie, on Kritz? Consume KNEW he had to respond. He came up spy. "Why do you always throw?!" snowsie cried. "Hey do you guys watch kay pop porn?" Matt randomly asked. Consume didn't reply. Matt was nervous. Where is he? He had 1 hand on his pocket pistol and the other in his nose. "Oh no, where is he?" matt thought.

"boo!" consume shouted as he backstabbed matt. With that play, all fluids spurt out of matt's body at once. "HA, got ya like 45 secs into the future, dude" consume reveled.

"Uncle Dane down, and yeah this noob uses a razer mouse!"not even logitech or zowie!". Consume taunted. Matt bellowed. "What is a good headset?" Matt asked. "The one where you give me head" konsume said with a cackle. But before Matt could begin on consume, snowsie appeared out of IT. "I am going Kritz!" snowsie announced. The ghost of matt's boston body threw consume to the ground. Matt came up sniper. "High sensetivities are good for sniper" Matt said. "you do not deserve" consume said in reply.

Day 1, Matt son of the swans, Destroyer of Hetero Normative Worlds. There was a potato pug, it was on process. OMG look it is consume. What do I do? He went pyro because he knew it was consume's Biggest Turn on.

But oh no! airoh is a pyro on consume's team and Matt kept dying in his fruitless attempts to impress consume. Frustrated, he went on his main, scout. With 2 inches per 360, he pressed W as HARD as he could.

He saw consume on top of process spire and his pocket pistol began swell. Consume quadruple airshot Matt with his liberty launcher, before thrusting him to the ground with his shotgun. "Oh...". Matt blushed. This is just like "Rhymes before Reason" Matt said in his now squeaker voice.

helo is this mat

come on and slam and welcome to japan

I love Matt, I sure hope he doesn't wittle away!

What a day, for Matt to be gay. What a day, for Matt to be this way. What a day, for Matt to take it down the airway. Once a year, it's his birthday!

He's gay on Labour day, he's gay in an alleyway, we can't quite overplay, Matt's life of exponential decay. When his bf is gone, his day is grey; comparable to sedimentary clay. Somedays, Matt can sway. During Christmas, he's on a sleigh. You may call it cliche, but deep down he's gay.

He built the underground runway, he's gay for oliviay. In TF2, he made a miracle play! He's gay in uruguay, He's gay on Jefferson Davi's Birthday, he's comparable to radioactive decay, he also bought his boyfriend the most wonderful bouqay! I love Matt so much, he's more valuable than my liquid crystal meth.

added because you are my teen idol and very aesthetic on tumblr looking. I think we would be great buds to smoke leaf with and I like ur twitter. - your secret admirir

I think Elk contacted you

i love my matt.

Matt is awesome! :D