Signed by Steve Buscemi

Things I Will Do For $9.40:

Write your next mixtape
Tell your girlfriend she isn't fat
Tell your girlfriend she is fat
Send you my grandmothers cookie recipe
Be your best friend
Play you a song on the guitar about how great you are
Show you how to make the best pastrami sandwiches every tim

Things I Will Do For $4.40:

Tell my dog how fat she is and destroy her morals
Laugh at all your jokes even if they are not funny, but let's face it, you're hilarious
Call your family member on their birthday for you
Build you a house in Minecraft
Produce slander against your worst enemy
Create you anything in Photoshop (i.e buiseness cards, vinyl stickers, hats)
Send you beautiful pictures of your choice (I will find it and photograph it)

Things I Will Do For $4.50:

Tell my dog how fat she is and destroy her morals
Laugh at all your jokes even if they are not funny, but let's face it, you're hilarious
Call your family member on their birthday for you
Build you a house in Minecraft
Produce slander against your worst enemy
Create you anything in Photoshop (i.e buiseness cards, vinyl stickers, hats)
Send you beautiful pictures of your choice (I will find it and photograph it)

Things I Will Do For $9.50:

Write your next mixtape
Tell your girlfriend she isn't fat
Tell your girlfriend she is fat
Send you my grandmothers cookie recipe
Be your best friend
Play you a song on the guitar about how great you are
Show you how to make the best pastrami sandwiches every tim

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