Recent reviews by bompo

dirt, dwarves, and barrels. you'll learn to love them. i used to be a shy, spineless, insecure beta but the victory walk alone will show you the best you you can be. this newfound confidence let me command CEO's to give me things i wanted. low-salt kettle corn? classic klondike bars? no one knows how to react when a stranger tells you to give them four bags of hot skittles all the while making them question how the hell this guy got to where he was in life to be 72 stories up in someones office in a $20k suit. they're in their own office that makes them feel like they're in control. this game shows you that this is not the case - teamwork is what makes the dreamwork. teamwork is what allows control to be maintained. through a few hours of playing this game i realized this applies to real life too. john, the guy at the desk or something, was questioning working with the team because you thought you were the protagonist. this allowed for the deadliest of elements: bewilderment (yeah, i just cr*pped on what you expected. this game lets you do that. you thought there was just mining? there's a god d*ng dance floor ). normally one bag of hot skittles is a lot to ask for but realizing control had been lost long before the current moment caused four to be an easy request. working with the team is fun AND important. this game teaches that. $30? thats nothing to ask for in return for this masterpiece. 17 sleeper agents have been activated in isolated tribes around the world to introduce technology to the societies that they've lived in. everyday life will be improved in more ways than you can imagine in the next 20 years. above all else, they will be guaranteed a chance to play this game.

In all seriousness: if it is not your cup of tea, you can at the very least refund it. I would definitely recommend trying it at least once with friends.

Thank you, Ghost Ship Games.

It's alright, I guess.

Pretty swell game, if I do say so myself. It puts everything you could ever want into one game: Mops, buckets, and cleaning. I've spent countless hours playing this game, satisfied with throwing everything I can into the incenerator. I would suggest buying this at any price below 100 dollars. Go out there and show the world what you got!