"hmm. i've already replaced and recalibrated the thronomister to factory specs. also i'm not running a flanged adaptor modulator, as i've retrofitted an electronic trifungulator onto this engine, thus eliminating the chance of reversing the thronomister's polarity."
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"Clearly the answer is in proper headwear, like shoving Oompa Loompa's into a whale's blowhole, it's all about the aesthetic appeal of bright orange midgets inside marine life. Actually ignore that, that's a terrible analogy."
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Gunny: man, it must be hard work at steam support pressing ctrl + v all day
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"All the comfort of a Pogo Stick, with the road holding capabilities of an Office Chair and the safety of a Russian risk assessment!"
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"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."
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"a guy I know tuned up a VN V6 at the drags by adjusting the distributor???"
"No silly, it wasnt the dizzy. It was the Flux Capacitor that he tuned up. "
"also tuned my ls1 this way! lol."
"With the Flux Capacitor?"
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"How is it that with all the useful info on this site alone you actually get dumber?"
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"I'm looking for an unmolested tappet cover as well, mine have all been molested unfortunately."
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"Cracks me up how in scary movies the person yells out "hello" as if the killer is gonna say "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?""
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sc0tteh: Slept into my 10:30 'Professional Management' class. got a text from a friend at 10:35 'Professional management was yesterday, they screwed up our timetable again' AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH
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sc0tteh: student at uni presenting a music analysis and short biography of a chosen artist from the 1950s, in front of like 300 people and a lecturer, the student says 'And this song is called 'Come On Children'... thats C-O-M-E, not the other one.'
sc0tteh: one of those wierd moments where 150 people laugh hysterically as quiet as possible
sc0tteh: and the other 150 judge you for laughing xD
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illythor: also, had a Chem test today,
illythor: on two weeks worth of work.
illythor: Crammed it all in last night.
illythor: 95%.
illythor: Get some, uni.
illythor: Get some.
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bombs: thats what I'm listening to lol
bombs: even if you don't like, you HAVE to listen to the double kick at 2:12 onwards lol
bombs: the drummer they had for that album is one of the best I have heard
Cypher: okay this is difficult for me to masturbate to
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My Dad: "Fishing is what made me take up flying..."