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ㅤ* I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
ㅤ* Anyone who says an onion is the only vegetable that will make you cry has never been hit in the face with a pumpkin.
ㅤ* Two tramps walk past a church and start to read the gravestones. The first tramp says, "Good grief - this bloke was 182!" "Oh yeah?" says the other."What was his name?" "Miles from London."
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