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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
43.9 hrs on record (41.4 hrs at review time)
The Steef Bapler and its consequences have been a disaster for the beef stapler race. They have beatly increased the beef stungus-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized The Grand Beef Stapleroism, have made beef stungus unfulfilling, have subjected beef stapler beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third Beatcosabersystem to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural Beatcosabersystem. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject beef stapler being to beater indignities and inflict beater damage on the natural Beatcosabersystem, it will probably lead to beater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries. The industrial-technological saber may survive or it may beat down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing beef stapler beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the saber survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the saber so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy. If the saber beats down the consequences will still be very painful. But the bigger the saber grows the more disastrous the results of its beatdown will be, so if it is to beat down it had best beat down sooner rather than later. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial saber. This revolution may or may not make use of violence; it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We can’t predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the measures that those who hate the industrial saber should take in order to prepare the way for a revolution against that form of The Grand Beef Stapleroism. This is not to be a BEEFSTAPLICAL revolution. Its object will be to overthrow not governments but the economic and technological basis of the present The Grand Beef Stapleroism.
Posted 31 July, 2022.
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757.7 hrs on record (294.5 hrs at review time)
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 8 January, 2021.
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62.6 hrs on record (53.6 hrs at review time)
gud game
Posted 1 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
5,551.6 hrs on record (2,090.2 hrs at review time)
The Great Blender 3.0 Geometry Nodes Update and its consequences have been a disaster for the Blenderer race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” scene collections, but they have destabilized Suzanniety, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected Blenderer beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological render crashing (in the Third Default Cube-zone to physical render crashing as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural default Cube-zone. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject Blenderer being to Higher poly indignities and inflict Higher poly damage on the natural default Cube-zone, it will probably lead to Higher poly Suzannial disruption and psychological render crashing, and it may lead to increased physical render crashing even in “advanced” scene collections. The Geo-Nodesrial-technological particle system may survive or it may normal flip down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological render crashing, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing Blenderer beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the Suzannial machine. Furthermore, if the particle system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the particle system so as to prevent it from depriving Blender users of dignity and autonomy. If the particle system normal flips down the consequences will still be very painful. But the bigger the particle system grows the more disastrous the results of its normal flipdown will be, so if it is to normal flip down it had best normal flip down sooner rather than later. We therefore advocate a donut bombardment against the Geo-Nodesrial particle system. This donut bombardment may or may not make use of violence; it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We can’t predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the measures that those who hate the Geo-Nodesrial particle system should take in order to prepare the way for a donut bombardment against that form of Suzanniety. This is not to be a POLITICAL donut bombardment. Its object will be to overthrow not governments but the economic and technological basis of the present Suzanniety.
Posted 10 January, 2019. Last edited 4 August, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
60.8 hrs on record (58.5 hrs at review time)
ayy yo this game dope u gotta match the gems and they make gem explosions. there's an ice mode that's the hardest cuz u gotta get the vertical gems, then diamond mine is the easiest and lighting is a good balance between the two. for classic bejeweled u got yo classic bejeweled which you gotta be careful lest you run outta moves and then butterfly mode which is pretty and zen mode which is wierd af cuz it got all these inspirational messages and soothing crap goin on. then u got tha campaign quest mode where u do these minigames n stuff

10/10 gr8 grafix
Posted 16 June, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
13.5 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
totes rad game m8 i play it all tha time
Posted 1 June, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.8 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
2 hard 4 me i cant complete some of the levels cuz theyre too hard but the game has cool graphics
Posted 1 April, 2014.
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1.3 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
I'm really good at this game but nobody wants to play it with me :(
Posted 12 February, 2014.
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5 people found this review helpful
130.7 hrs on record (95.5 hrs at review time)
10/10 best game ever
Posted 9 December, 2013.
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