I hope your socks get wet when you step through a puddle

I hope your phone falls onto your face when you're talking to people you like

I hope that you pick up the phone right as it stops ringing

I hope the girl/guy you like never messages you back, and when they do, it's 15 hours later

I hope you buy sodas, but the cans are all flat

I hope that whenever you take a shower, all the hot water is gone

I hope that you're late one morning and have no clean laundry

I hope that you can never get the last pringle at the bottom of the can

I hope that whenever you go to reset your password, it says "cannot use last password"

I hope that every scale you step on gives you the wrong weight

I hope that whenever you lay your baby down, it starts crying again

I hope that whenever you get into your car, the check engine light turns on

I hope that the next bag of chips you buy is stale

I hope that your tires are just flat enough that it annoys you whenever you're driving

I hope that every sticker you get just falls off immediately

I hope that you break your nail the next time you open a can or stub your toe

I hope that you always forget to charge your phone before bed

I hope your alarm clock never wakes you up

I hope every marker you pick up is almost out of ink but has just enough to make you think its good

I hope every bar serves you watered down liquor

I hope that your children swap out your vodka with water

I hope your Christmas never has the joy of childhood attached to it anymore

I hope all of your textbooks are severely water-damaged

I hope all of your goldfish have no salt on em

I hope that every time you use a vending machine, the food you were trying to buy, gets stuck

I hope your cat pisses right outside the litter box

I hope you bring your laptop to class one day and realize it has no charge

I hope you get an ad right before your favorite song on spotify

I hope you're tired on days you have plans

I hope that everyone you text urgently replies hours later

I hope you start free trials, forget to cancel them, and they charge you

I hope that every time you travel, the card company deactivates your card

I hope you search for a job for weeks and don't get interviews

I hope that you sweat every time you're wearing a gray or blue top

I hope that your sock scrunches down just far enough for you to get a blister

I hope your bathroom grows mold

I hope the next house you buy is below the water table

I hope your mouse sometimes doesn't register you clicking

I hope the next pizza you order is an hour late and they don't offer you a refund

I hope that someone swaps your toothpaste out with mayonnaise

I hope you're always a day or three behind on the news

I hope everyone gives your products and services bad reviews

I hope that you get ran over by a chevy cruz but are unharmed and unable to file for compensation

I hope whenever someone offers you water, it's dasani

I hope that whenever you get starbucks, the baristas are rude to you

I hope that whenever you get fries, they're lukewarm and soggy

I hope that your gas cap gets stolen

I hope that you curb your tires the next time you go driving