This objective states that you are required to remain and continue to undertake the simplistic action of being silent and restrained from making further inconveniences concerning other potentially future victims or bystanders who do not seize or are in possession of any identifiable hatred, bitterness, hostility or loathing towards you that may provoke or arouse any ludicrous and much easily avoidable malicious behaviour. Once again, I pray and give myself long-lasting hope that you achieve your attainable ambitions and of excellent health and grand and fantastic condition and anticipate the much desired termination of your indecent misconduct that you have inflicted on me today, which has fortunately done little to what would be referred to as 'ruining my day'. Much good day to you and god bless us, fellow internet user.

So please cease or refrain from performing such actions towards other people if you do not think and contemplate the consequences that may most likely be regarded by most witnesses as a term an intellectual much like yourself as 'harrassment'.

I wish the best of luck and good health to you, but if you continue to implement or behave in a such manner most identical or related to your abhorrent, atrocious, hideous, dreadful, disturbing and most of all monstrous allegation, I am left with no choice but to impeach you with another statement as equally as concerning and serious while keeping the customary code of being polite or with some etiquette in order to achieve the difficult but easily accomplishable objective of what would be known as 'quieting you down'.

After attempting a multitude of times to execute an extreme, thorough search through my short-term and long-term memory, I have reached a final conclusion that, in short, implies that I do not recall ever employing such a filthy, unpleasant and most horrific insult that impacts on your emotions. This false accusation of myself using this insult that I shall not name heavily impacts on my feelings. This is much due to the fact that false accusations are usually, or at least in most cases that I have witnessed, whether it was on a digital device or out in public, concerns the accused and may well throw them into such an animalistic and horrendous violent manner. I have not yet reached such an unhealthy stage of rage, but this of course does not mean I am in much deep sorrow from your extreme lack of truthfulness.

Now that you have, hopefully if not much remarkably concerning, easily deciphered the card's ability, you should be placed in a position where you recognise that you are in what the majority of internet users/younger generation/millennials would give the term "Oofed". Now that it has been presumed that I have seemingly countered or retaliated against your immoral blasphemy, I shall now refer back to the already read content of your comment and deliver my personal opinion and grant my perspective towards your what is speculated as a problematic dispute as another friendly and average internet user.

My attention has been specifically drawn to your frivolous comment that has been put on my profile. To respond to your comment, I must provide you with the following statement: "UNO Reverse card". This "UNO Reverse Card" is a special card from a well-known card game much known as 'UNO'. In this game, the role of the "Reverse Card" is mostly self-explanatory, and I am sure that an average ♥♥♥♥ Sapien much like yourself, likely possesses the ability to be able to identify it's special power and the role it plays and must perform from it's conveniently and effortlessly deductible given name.

+rep, amazing trader. Thank you very much!