Ready to face me in CS?

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an ugly chad, doesn't have the looks and also isn't very smart

Here in my garage with my pasta linguini, but you know what I like more than pasta linguini? Macaroni. That's why I bought 7 new cupboards and filled them with over 2,000 new Kraft macaroni and cheese boxes. It's like the master chef Betty Crocker said, "the more you eat, the more you pasta." Now maybe you've seen my ted ex talk where I talk about how I eat a box of mac and cheese a day. You know, I eat a box of mac and cheese once a day not to show off, again it's about the pasta. In fact, the real reason I keep this pasta linguini isn't to show off. It's a reminder that wet noodle dreams are still possible. Not long ago, I was in a little town across the country, eating spaghetti scrap from an italian restaurant dumpster, no culinary arts degree to my name. But you know what, something happened that day that changed my life. I bumped into our lord and savior, the flying spaghetti monster, hallowed be his name. He showed me what he did to become a true pasta lord.

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If you are so good then go back to your main account and play with people that can rape your face and rank instead of making a new account and buying csgo again and play with low silver ranks. You dont have no skill for doing that but proving everyone you are bored and have nothing interesting in your life. You are probably 21 years old, single and lives with his parents doing nothing but playing this game all day. If you literally have to Smurf or hack you dont have true skills as a competitive player and have nothing to show for it. Such a waste of a life and space on this earth to have someone like you that ruins games. You are 1 of many people that ruins csgo for everyone that makes a smurf accout or hacks to win each game What will you do when you are Global elite? Make another account??? god thats just super sad. You will get banned or even IP Banned for that. I will laugh and you will look back on this and remember i was right. Enjoy your pathetic lonely life. Hope its worth it