Hi, I'm Ed and welcome to Chowder Heads. Your wait for real New England seafood is over! Tease your taste buds with some wicked good appetizers, or go straight for one of their yummy fried seafood plates or platters! A must-try; their authentic lobster rolls served the real way. Or go for their award-winning New England clam chowder! One spoonful and you'll be back. Don't forget dessert! Come into Chowder Heads and enjoy an authentic New England Seafood meal.

So, scumbag, we gotcha. Jupiter police are gonna track your ass down and guess what? Haha.. we gotcha. Thanks a lot. Letting us know who you were, and google is all over your IP address.. you dead moose meat. After they disclose who you are, I'll send my boys to come see you.

Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that.

I've heard shoving things up your ass is quite painful so you might want to start with something small like your intelligence and build up to bigger things like your ego