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1 person found this review helpful
36.8 hrs on record
Best game ever.
Posted 3 December, 2024.
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0.5 hrs on record
Sometimes good sometimes bad - need more data to confirm
Posted 21 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record
Some good ideas just poorly executed and buggy.

* Far too bright - then made even brighter with lightning on map 1 - which I have no clue what is going on (didn't even register that the pit was water... unless it isnt - that's how bad the brightness is).

* Hitboxes barely register - again map 1 - you're supposed to hit this thing that comes on after you hit the red switch - except often the whip doesn't register a hit - so I had no idea what to do

* In the arenas - was glitched out of the map often to my death, some enemies just wouldn't die when shooting them (great)

* No idea what storyline is - couldn't care to be honest

* Loads of controls just scream at you at the start, great, haven't even played the game yet.

Just became far too frustrated at the end and rage quiit.
Posted 27 July, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,756.1 hrs on record (1,756.1 hrs at review time)
Listen to Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger while playing this game.

It is the only way.
Posted 22 November, 2022.
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5 people found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record
I love L4D / Killing Floor / Earthfall / TF2 / Quake .

I didn't much care for this (played over a Free Weekend).

Seems like:
* Going to a computer terminal to type in commands - no thanks
* Bots are idiots (and if they can't carry the big items, then it makes the game redundant)
* Very slow / clunky movement
* Stealth seems to be a must, if you don't want that, then tough **** as you'll run out of ammo most likely
* The Enemies seem to be aimbots with magic fireballs that hit you regardless of your dodging mechanics.

Not for me, for someone else, probably, just not my style.
Posted 19 June, 2022.
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52.9 hrs on record (45.0 hrs at review time)
Not a bad puzzle game - the programming language I've ignored and seemed to got (near) to the end so far (might just be via luck more than anything). Still enjoyable way to spend an hour or so though per level (I'd recommend this rather than trying to do it all in one sitting - especially levels at the end).

The way I tend to do the levels is build them up, then see what happens, where the pressure points are and try and fix - for example I needed chicken every 3.5 seconds - so had 2 dispensers - one every 7 seconds and one every 6 seconds.

Either way recommended for those that enjoy sim games but also analytics / logic based programming.

Edit - still great - managed to finish everything without the need for programming :-)
Posted 25 November, 2020. Last edited 28 November, 2021.
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9.6 hrs on record
It was GG
Posted 26 November, 2019.
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6.3 hrs on record
Not too bad - frustrating few puzzles towards the end where you just end up going to a walkthrough rather than trying to figure it out.
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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9 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
3.7 hrs on record
I'm likely the stupidiest person in the world, but I seriously don't get it - do I click or move? Who knows trial by error, why am I doing what I'm doing? No idea, don't really care either.

Did look nice though

But seriously - don't bother playing, just watch some walkthrough on YouTube for exactly the same experience.
Posted 29 December, 2017.
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2 people found this review funny
9.9 hrs on record
Yes, this is the same as Mom's Spaghetti - I don't see a difference.
Posted 22 November, 2017.
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