I met this guy at a dog-themed Kelly Clarkson cover band concert at a local dive bar (Kelly Barkson). He had some ♥♥♥♥ opinions, like thinking My December is better than Stronger, but hey different strokes for different folks. Things got really weird when he invited me over for his family thanksgiving, especially since I had just met the guy. But, I was in a new town for a new job and I didn't really know anyone so I figured hey, it beats sitting at home alone watching Planes, Trains, and Automobiles and perusing the 'hub. So I show up and it's just him sitting in his tiny studio apartment playing dota 2 and he left a plate consisting of half a kroger deli turkey sandwich and a pile of what he kept insisting were "smashed tators". Anyway he ♥♥♥♥ and pissed himself when he lost his fifth game in a row and after that I decided it was time to head home.

Do you take it in the ahnoose

Do you think you could launch a snot rocket right in someone's ear hole? Like.... i'm talkin a big ass loogie launch in that deep, tiny, smelly little hole?

I like to drink my own pee

sing our song

March along