Recent reviews by bluemanjohns

I can't stop playing please help, this game is so good

yuh

god no

I bought this game for 0.51 thinking this game was gonna be a piece of ♥♥♥♥. Ends up its a piece of ♥♥♥♥ that makes you rage harder than your mom on her period.

10/10 Best period simulator on steam

I tried to build such a complicated prison that i forgot to make prison cells and had over 30 prisoners sitting outside.

10/10 for more time at the opening of my prison

I kicked a guy out of a window killing another guy.

10/10 for ma skillz, but seriously needs more gameplay

You can play as Santa and a man with a beard.

11/10 for being the best

But - 1/10 because there wasn't 1 Billion P graphics

Is like Pokemon and Final Fantasy had a baby and named it Cthulhu.

8/10 for Pokemon Similarness

Spent 8 hours the first day i got it and still never made it to the 3rd stage.

10/10 for pure amazingness

I peed myself on the toilet.