+rep talks about bk foot lettuce?

If you're gonna smack my ass then at least buy me dinner first!

Simping for Cobby isn't just a moment, it’s a lifestyle 💫 a reason to breathe 🤲 an escape from this evil world filled with thieves 🌏 It’s art 🖼 the first gift you open on Xmas 🎁 a hug from a loved one 🤗 everything you’ve ever wanted love 💗 everything you need 💕🥺

Cobbleh the king! you is smort you is stronk you is loyal you is royal

OMG he lives