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man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much"
"what is it honey?"
"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel."
"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen."
"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡶⢈⠛⠻⠶⠚⠛⠋⣡⡜⢿⣿ just a chill guy
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+rep snort when laugh

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

-rep back to my previous post about this gamer, I somehow managed to match her again. This time I got the last laugh. This girl loaded up once again as killer with another midwich offering however I learnt my lesson to deal with punks like this so I don’t get a repeat of last time. I brought a sac ward. She loaded up as Bubba, lightborn? Check, noed? Check. Along with Franklins and weave, we ended up loading into eyrie one of my favourite maps, this gamer got looped for 3 gens and then downed me, but by then she knew she was cooked, my teammates cranked gens while I was getting FACECAMPED by this gamer and thanks to the anti camp meter I unhooked myself. We ended up getting a 4 out and we damn right teabagged at those gates, then I realised in end game chat it was the same guy… oh boy did that bring a smile to my face! But we didn’t hear a peep from her since she insta left. This is how I knew I won the war. GGs better luck next time buddy. -rep