Recent reviews by blazwura

If you're into pressing W and doing absolutely nothing but listen to some idiot yabber on about ♥♥♥♥ all then feel free to pay nearly £10 for this.

bUt We WaNt YoU tO bE aBlE tO tHiNk AnD mAkE uP yOuR oWn StOrY

What a weird way to say "we cba to add anything to this", all I thought about, ironically, was how much I wanted to yeet myself off one of the cliffs.

Literally only good thing was the scenery which was really nice, falling out of the world a few times however was not nice.

I'm glad I didn't pay for this \o/

If this were free, I'd probably just shrug it off and say yeah whatever this is alright, but the fact that they want £0.79 for something as crap as this... I strongly recommend that you do not under any circumstances pay for this game. I love how it used to be free as well, and one day they sat there and thought "This is totally worth 79p" *facepalm*

I am incredibly glad I got this for free off some dodgy website, because I would've refunded this ♥♥♥♥ in a heartbeat. But thankfully I did not pay, so I pushed through the torture to 100% it, not that it was exactly a challenge...

You know the lil dino game on Google Chrome when you have no internet? It's basically that, but worse. It says space is to "run" and up arrow is to "jump". Poor choice of keys to begin with, but it also doesn't tell you that you need to be spamming the space key, not just holding it. The longer you're running the more you need to spam it as well, so RIP to your fingers.

You literally just run this stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ triangle bloke with pubes for hair on a conveyor belt and jump over the boxes/items to avoid being hit by them. If you don't "run" fast enough you can also fall into the container at the end which also ends the levels.

I'm curious as to why the triangle bloke constantly swears, because your target audience is clearly kids, so now they can't play because of the extreme swearing? Lol. Weird.

This was clearly made in 5 minutes, some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ background, a "meter" clock and the most annoying noises in the world along with "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" every time you jump. Oh by the way, you can't even mute the game because there's no settings at all! LOL

Couldn't handle more than an hour. Was sick of the spamming texts and not being able to reply until the other person was done spamming my screen for no reason. Literally nobody talks IRL how these people talk, yet they all talk exactly the same.

I refuse to believe they couldn't have used a basic Android OS layout being as Android is opensource, instead they use a phone layout that isn't real anywhere and just looks unrealistic.

No phone has "static" and has a screen that turns on and off like that, it's really cheesy and bored the ♥♥♥♥ out of me within an hour. Within 30 minutes I couldn't give a ♥♥♥♥ if this girl was alive or not, I wanted it to hurry up but you're slowed down by the spamming abusive boyfriend texting you bullcrap and the guy she's hooking up with doing the same, that's the only reason it's gonna take you a few hours to complete this, not because it has any good amount of content.

Overall this game is rather clunky, and the current price is way too high for what gameplay and effort was actually put into making this game. Comparing it to House Flipper (which I have now found out helped make this game, so that explains why the UI feels fairly similar), this game is most definitely not worth around the same price.

There are a few things (okay a lot) that annoyed me throughout, mainly the fact that it says "dismantle" for both things you need to actually dismantle and also stuff you need to fix, which I guess was a language translation thing. It could still require the same tool, just a simple change of wording for the stuff that needs fixing rather than basically breaking.

Speaking of wordings, there are a fair few sentence "mistakes" dotted around the game, nothing major, but it's clear there was a translation issue with a lot of the sentences. Not a big issue, just something that could be looked into?

As others have said, the whole game felt almost like a demo. Although 100%'ing all the levels took me nearly 12 hours, it still felt very short to play and felt like I was basically just walking around and clicking my mouse a few times. I felt no connection to anything I was doing, and was happy to half-arse most of the jobs just to finish the levels.

When you are tasked to buy furniture/items for each room/section, it gives you a catalogue of available items, some are more expensive, but choosing those adds nothing to the game at all. I could buy all the cheap things it requires and just dump them in the corner of the room and the game would be like "Yay 100%!". At least on House Flipper, you needed to fit to their tastes and the feel of the house, rather than just picking the cheapest option.

To add to that, the items available are really bad. There's probably less than 50 overall items, and most of that is some Christmas themed stuff that I literally did not touch throughout the whole game. New items definitely need to be added, and a reason to use different priced items as well. When you need to place 10 items from "Furniture" - it's most likely wanting you to make an office, so a table, filing cabinet, bookshelves etc, but when you can just buy 10 bookshelves and the game's happy with what you've done.... well, something needs fixing cause that's dumb.

Money also has basically no use - other than buying things obviously. But I saved a boat load of money by buying the cheapest options, so much so I ended up with over $250,000 cash and nothing to spend it on, as upgrades for the tools require "stars", not cash.

Of course I don't get a say in the name of the game, but "Train Station Cleanup" would've been a better name choice, being as 90% of this game is cleaning up mess/graffiti/rubbish/dust, 5% fixing trains (which doesn't really fit in with the game at all?) and the other 5% actually renovating the stations, and the renovation part was the worst part of it all.

I'm still recommending this game, because I hope the dev's can fix up the issues in the future. I'll probably look into buying the DLC whenever it's on sale, as currently a DLC costing 50% of the main game price when the main game is still incomplete in my opinion and still requires a lot of bug fixes is slightly cheeky.

Best game ever ever.