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49 of 127 (39%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2014 @ 7:45am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2014 @ 7:42am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 10:24am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2014 @ 7:39am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2014 @ 5:26pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2014 @ 10:40am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2014 @ 7:02am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2014 @ 5:16pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 1:20pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2014 @ 1:56pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2014 @ 1:58pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2014 @ 7:40am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2014 @ 11:23am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2014 @ 7:06pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2014 @ 5:24pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2014 @ 5:52pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2014 @ 5:33pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2014 @ 5:54pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2014 @ 1:44pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2014 @ 3:59pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 8:31am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 7 May, 2015 @ 7:04pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2014 @ 4:03pm

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 7:49am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 8:13am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2014 @ 4:01pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2016 @ 8:27am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2014 @ 4:05pm

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 7:53am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 7:10am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2014 @ 3:12pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 11:25am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 2:49pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 5:56pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 11:23am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2015 @ 3:41pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2015 @ 7:01pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 11:32am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 6:21pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2015 @ 4:23pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2015 @ 7:18pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 11:08am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2015 @ 7:18pm

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 8 May, 2015 @ 11:03am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 7 May, 2015 @ 2:29pm

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 8 May, 2015 @ 9:46am

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked 7 May, 2015 @ 7:00pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2016 @ 9:39am

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2016 @ 9:26pm



Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

Don't Panic

srsly

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

BFF

Lick a friend

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

I am Bread

Are you bread?

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.