If you ♥♥♥♥ in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “amogus” 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage

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Oops... left ur base by accident

added you for trade i have a good offer and im willing to overpay for your items sir

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

hello i am steam admin.this is concerning your bio containing hate speach reported by arcana. if you do not comply your account will be vac banned.

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