♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾)

Zǎoshang hǎo zhōngguó xiànzài wǒ yǒu BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 wǒ hěn xǐhuān BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 dànshì sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 bǐ BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 sùdù yǔ jīqíng sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 wǒ zuì xǐhuān suǒyǐ…xiànzài shì yīnyuè shíjiān zhǔnbèi 1 2 3 liǎng gè lǐbài yǐhòu sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 ×3 bùyào wàngjì bùyào cu òguò jìdé qù diànyǐngyuàn kàn sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 yīn wéi fēicháng hǎo diànyǐng dòngzuò fēicháng hǎo chàbùduō yīyàng BING CHILLING 🥶🍦zàijiàn 🥶🍦

True happiness can only be achieved through lust! Be horny! Be happy! always jerk off! Always buy as many "toys" as possible! Keep tje tabs for your favorite sites open! Sexualize everything! Look up porn of your favorite character! Look up shows where the writers had your same fetishes! (except if it involves minors) AND REMEMBER! WHEN JERKING OFF THERE IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF!

(except for the borderline illegal stuff and scat, that's disgusting)

I jerk off 4 times a day and I'm sooooo fullfilled :333333

4 BIG 😲GUYS 👨🏼👨‍🦲👴🧔 AND THEY GRAB ON MY THIGHS 🖐🏻 BLOW UP MY GUTS 💥💥💥 LIKE THE 4️⃣TH OF JULY IF THEY KEEP ******* MY 🍑 THEN I MIGHT JUST 😭😭😭

I need some advice because my brother (30) is out here treating ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like an extreme sport. He refuses to go until his body basically gives up and force-evacuates a mass so unholy it probably alters the Earth’s gravitational pull. He acts like this is just his ‘natural way’ of pooping and makes it into this huge episode that everyone in his circle needs to be respectful of, I’m pretty sure no human being is designed to operate like this. How do I explain to him that he needs to start pooping like a normal person before he absolutely ruins his intestines forever?

great guy but incredibly racist