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2 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
13.8 hrs on record (11.2 hrs at review time)
Start my run in Joppa. The main quest giver is being killed by the warden.

I walk up two squares on the world map and am lost, and dropped into an enclosed box. I sit there for in game days bashing down the wall. I guess I was too noisy because goatfolk were there ready to kill me.

Later on in the real day I'm starting new runs.

Main quest giver being killed by warden in Joppa again. Okay.

In this run I'm using auto-explore because I'm annoyed and gotten inpatient with my attempts for the day. Auto-explore makes me stand on spiderwebs and a gun turret shoots me to death.

I don't think this one is really out of early access yet lads.
Posted 23 December, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
4.9 hrs on record
Its like if Ziggurat had multiplayer and bad design.
Posted 25 March, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
19.1 hrs on record
"Released"
Posted 20 February, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
1.3 hrs on record
I wanted to like this game, but the game really needs some controls. After playing for a little over an hour I was just kinda done. I looked up how to do better, and the big idea is to micromanage your troops but the only way you can command your undead is to tell them to stand still or self-control, or take direct control. The game really REALLY needs to let you do something simple like command them to move to a specific place.
Posted 30 July, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
415.7 hrs on record (310.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
its good
Posted 23 November, 2018.
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4 people found this review helpful
41.3 hrs on record
the only reason i pulled through this was because i did it with a friend
Posted 18 September, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
448.5 hrs on record (319.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
yes
Posted 27 September, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.3 hrs on record
There are a few things that made me refund this game.
1) the control scheme is ass. well, the default one. too bad trying to change the options with a controller plugged in would disallow me from changing any controls
2) it won't let me set my resolution to my monitor's, which is 1440x900. There is no way I could find to set it to this resolution, and locking me out of it was annoying. Playing at 1280x720 looked pretty distorted.
3) the port shows keyboard controls on everything, even if you're using a controller. you're constantly being shown irrelevant keys all over the place, which is annoying solely because the graphics are huge for them. hey look, a huge enter key above my horse.
Posted 10 March, 2017.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
225.4 hrs on record (186.4 hrs at review time)
A person who doesn't enjoy this game is a ter-RARE-ia sight.
Posted 25 May, 2015.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
1.6 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
I give it an A.
Posted 25 May, 2015.
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